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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Christopher Location: Sioux Falls, South Dakota, United States Birthday: 3/7/1988 Gender: Male Occupation: Student Message: message me AIM: TaTuM LiTe MSN: doctor_teapot06@hotmail.com Member Since: 10/15/2005

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Currently Watching
Grey's Anatomy - Season 1
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*****It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:

REMOVING THE CLOTHES:
With consent...............................12 Calories
Without consent..........................2187 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................1 8
Calories
Getting up immediately..............................................3 6
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ORGASM:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With your mother knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your significant other knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Currently Watching
The Client
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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Currently Watching
Red Eye (Widescreen Edition)
By Brian Cox, Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy
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Since I'm really bored...

Chris’s Top 10: Must See Movies of 2006

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10. Happy Feet

9. The Da Vinci Code

8. Final Destination 3

7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Origin

6. Lady In The Water

5. Charlotte's Web (LIVE ACTION)

4. Poseidon

3. Miami Vice

2. Superman Returns

1. Xmen 3

Chris’s Top 10: Must Hear Music of 2006 COMING SOON

(NOT THAT YOU CARE)

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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Currently Listening
Unpredictable
By Jamie Foxx
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WOOT, WOOT, WOOT, HAHA, WOOT, THE JEW IS GOING TO YALE, WOOT!!!!!

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

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Back to Bedlam
By James Blunt
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For years me and my siblings have tried to convince other kids that Hanukkah is just like Christmas but for 8 nights....no one buys it (idiots)

The first day of Hanukkah & Christmas fall on the same day this year, so to stop what could only end in world-wide confusion and catastrophe (as seen in "War of the Worlds") I have decided to endorse a new holiday, the greatest super-holiday known to mankind, a holiday where Moses and Jesus unite to spread the best that Judaism and Christianity have to offer...

AND IT SHALL BE CALLED

~*CHRISTMUKKAH*~

~Fantastic Holiday Highlights~

eight days of presents followed by one day of many presents!!!

THE YARMUCLAUS

The Yarmuclaus is the ultimate Chrismukkah fashion statement. Approximately 8 inches in diameter, red velvet, and fuzzy white faux fur.

In this new "Super-Holiday" Jews will now be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.

So come and dip your toes in the Christmukkah pool...

THERE IS ROOM FOR EVERYONE*

MERRY CHRISTMUKKAH

(oh, just saying it makes me all warm and fuzzy)

~*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*~

(HAPPY HOLIDAYS makes me just as equally warm and fuzzy!!)

I JUST LOVE THE HOLIDAYS, I LOVE UM, I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!

* When I say everyone I mean: You must be Jewish or Christian to celebrate, except Rashmi who is cool enough to celebrate if she wants to.

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